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Reason #561 why working at All Terrain rules:

I received the below email from Kevin today, politely petitioning our blog to promote the day of reckoning.

I mean, who says ‘please’ when dealing in doomsdays? Too kind, Kev. Too kind.

Ask and ye shall receive:

Buckle up, y’all. The sands of time — errr, this widget — are sinking.

Supposing, if only for a moment, that the Mayan prophecies are correct, how does it all go down?

Is Earth merely a casualty of an intergalactic battle between dragons and unicorns? Does a robotic incarnation of Gallagher appear in the clouds and smash the planets with his sledge? Or perhaps the clock is off by two months and we’re all toast following a Cubs World Series win?

The possibilities are endless.

Leave us a blog comment, Facebook post or tweet and share your finest intuition on the coming crack of doom. We’ll feature the finest forecasts here tomorrow.